Dear Mr. Squirrel,
Whaddya think this is? This is not:
a) A Holiday Inn Express.
b) That lovely backyard where your California cousins live. (Don’t let this brief sunshine fool you buddy, snow is on the way.)
c) Nests ‘R Us.
We. Are. Not. Amused. Don’t make us call out the Catalry.
Sincerely,
The Management